2026 FIFA World Cup Events By State
Alabama — Burning effigy of Lionel Messi at “It Ain’t Football!” monster truck rally
Alaska — Giant soccer-ball-sized snowball fight with catapults
Arizona — “Kick like a Mule” tournament featuring teams of mules playing soccer
Arkansas — Greased hog capture event on regulation soccer pitch
California — Night of 10,000 youth soccer games sponsored by Mexican cartels
Colorado — Rich people play soccer behind electric fences guarded by armed drones
Connecticut — Coronation of State Soccer Mom MILF
Delaware — Visa/Mastercard promotional 24.78% interest rate on all youth soccer equipment
Florida — Soccer Moms versus MAGA Moms Spring Break Wet T-Shirt Contest
Georgia — “Use your feet not …
49 Winchester
The hillbilly highway runs both ways.
Isaac Gibson’s red beard is part-Walt Whitman and part-Billy Gibbons.
Good songs ask a question, great ones answer it.
It’s the Saturday before Christmas and I’m backstage, sitting on a plastic folding chair at the National in Richmond, Virginia. The “rec room,” as the black lettering on the frosted glass door calls it, reminds me of a student lounge or a band hall. There’s a pool table between two spinet pianos in opposite corners, and an arcade game against a far wall. I’ve found myself here for the second sold-out night of 49 Winchester, an alt-country band that’s soon to conclude their winter tour in Richmond, and this lounge isn’t a bad spot to beat out the pre-show jitters.
Isaac Gibson, the band’s lead singer and songwriter, walks in with his bassist, Chase Chafin, though neither of them sit until they make certain that I’m already comfortable. “You’re sure you’re good there?” Gibson asks for a second time before he makes his way over to the cognac leather sofa. “Yeah,” I reply, “I’m just …
Bouquets & Brick-bats
Bouquet
To the USA Winter Olympic team, which won its most gold medals (12) in the past 76 years while coming in second to Norway. But we don’t actually care about losing to a country of 5.65 million people where all it ever does is snow. Instead, we are proud of great individual performances by athletes like Alysa Liu, Breezy Johnson, and Jordan Stolz, who radiated pride in being Americans and joy in being themselves before the eyes of a very large portion of the planet.
The most memorable part of the Winter Olympics for us, though, was not any of the individual performances, as spectacular and heart-stopping as they were. It was a scene that unfolded immediately after the USA men’s team’s thrilling victory over Canada for the gold medal in hockey. After winning 3-2 in overtime, USA forward Dylan Larkin and defenseman Zach Werenski skated back …