2026 FIFA World Cup Events By State
Alabama — Burning effigy of Lionel Messi at “It Ain’t Football!” monster truck rallyAlaska — Giant soccer-ball-sized snowball fight with catapultsArizona — “Kick like a Mule” tournament featuring teams of mules playing soccerArkansas — Greased hog capture event on regulation soccer pitchCalifornia — Night of 10,000 youth soccer games sponsored by Mexican cartelsColorado — Rich people play soccer behind electric fences guarded by armed dronesConnecticut — Coronation of State Soccer Mom MILFDelaware — Visa/Mastercard promotional 24.78% interest rate on all youth soccer equipmentFlorida — Soccer Moms versus MAGA Moms Spring Break Wet T-Shirt ContestGeorgia — “Use your feet not your hands, son” event sponsored by Jermaine Dupri and Young ThugHawaii — Pineapple foot-juggling contest luauIdaho — Carving swastikas into soccer balls with a KA-BAR knife at Hayden LakeIllinois — Barack Obama Presidential Library neighborhood street soccer party (donors only)Indiana — Peyton “plays soccer better …
