Report Inauguration Blues Iron Mike Tyson and Vince Vaughn meet in the city of creamed spinach. It is possible that the ceremony has already happened, on a sound-stage at an army base. History is a terrible host. By Walter Kirn
You Only Live Once Fire on the Hill PREPARE FOR IMMEDIATE MANDATORY EVACUATION Brigades of psychopathic real-estate schemers plan Soviet-style ‘15-minute cities’ by the sea with special pods for aliens while US Special Forces with infrared radar hunt looters in white Econoline vans The Watch Duty app is available to anyone whose city is burning down from both Google Play and the Apple Store. By Ted Mann
Essay Accordion Lessons At the age of 15, it dawned on me that the accordion isn’t cool The Beatles killed the accordion, but their songs sound better on the instrument than the Stones My accordion unplugged, at FireAid By Krist Novoselić
