Original Names of All Fifty States
Alabama — Bamalama Alaska — Freezeyerassoff Arizona — Levi’s Sandbox Arkansas — Suweee-Suweee California — Cocina del Diablo Colorado — White Man’s Mountains Connecticut — MILF Party Central Delaware — George Washington’s Pissoir Florida — New Israel Georgia — Scalp-u Hawaii — The Hoochie-Coochie Islands Idaho — The Base Illinois — Jimmy’s Discount Land Indiana — The JC Mellencampment Iowa — Mutt Kansas — Jeff Kentucky — Chicken Puck-Puck-Puck! Louisiana — Susie’s House of Snatch Maine — Larry’s Lobster Trap Maryland — Crabsville Massachusetts — God’s True and Holy Kingdom Michigan — New Slovakia Minnesota — Tim Mississippi — Peeonupeeonme Missouri — Easy Lay Montana — Saskatchewan Nebraska — Roosterville Nevada — Dry Gulch New Hampshire — The Banishment New Jersey — New Delhi New Mexico — Mexico New York — New Amsterdam North Carolina — Big Tar North Dakota — North of Eden Ohio — Oioha! Oklahoma — Dinosaurs, Dinosaurs, Dinosaurs — and Tornados! Oregon — The Dutchy of Meth …
