The Front Porch
County Highway is a proudly tariff-free, bullshit-free, political-propaganda-free, and AI-free publication. We hire real writers, artists, and editors and encourage them to do great work. Then we print that work on paper, because that’s the way that God intended for humans to read.
A big part of the reason that we exist is that we grew up with the printed word. When the internet came along, we soon recognized a difference between the way people read a printed page and the way that they were being trained to read online.
A glowing phone or computer screen is in fact a different medium than words printed on paper. The essence of the former is public. The essence of the latter is private.
This distinction is not a matter of feeling nostalgic for the smell of grandpa’s aftershave, or being opposed to technology. Both the printed word and the infinitely interlinked world of the …
Original Names of All Fifty States
Alabama — Bamalama
Alaska — Freezeyerassoff
Arizona — Levi’s Sandbox
Arkansas — Suweee-Suweee
California — Cocina del Diablo
Colorado — White Man’s Mountains
Connecticut — MILF Party Central
Delaware — George Washington’s Pissoir
Florida — New Israel
Georgia — Scalp-u
Hawaii — The Hoochie-Coochie Islands
Idaho — The Base
Illinois — Jimmy’s Discount Land
Indiana — The JC Mellencampment
Iowa — Mutt
Kansas — Jeff
Kentucky — Chicken Puck-Puck-Puck!
Louisiana — Susie’s House of …
Q&A With Bob Mould
Hüsker Dü was the loudest, fastest band in the world while prefiguring nearly the entirety of '90s indie rock.
Now ex-lead singer Bob Mould speaks in his ‘quiet voice’ after living in a farmhouse with chickens for company.
Camped out on Jello Biafra’s back porch; though they were better than U2. Now he wants everyone to listen to Best Coast.
In order to understand what Hüsker Dü accomplished as a band, it’s important to look at the vacuum in which it existed. The band was created in 1979 — a time when the Ramones, the Damned, the Clash, and Buzzcocks were the hip new things. But when I listen to Hüsker Dü now, it doesn’t really feel like it’s from the same era. The Ramones can feel like classic rock. Hüsker Dü has eternally felt and sounded like a ’90s band to me. Their music has a forever-young Peter Pan quality. That’s because Hüsker somehow vaulted ahead of its own genre while introducing a specific sound that people had never heard before. In a great documentary by PBS, titled Hüsker Dü, the Fastest Band in The World, one of the first things said is this: “I said, like, ‘What’s Hüsker Dü?’ And he’s like, ‘They play fast.’ ‘Like what, like fast… like the Ramones?’ ‘Like, maybe faster.’ ‘Like, really?’ ‘Faster than the Ramones.’ You’re …
