Alabama — “So how many of Nick Saban’s ‘5 enemies of greatness’ are here with us for dinner tonight?”Alaska — Curing the mukluk in Grandpa’s Hennessey.Arizona — Replacing Grandma’s trazodone with sugar pills.Arkansas — Calling “Woo, pig, sooie!” at your sister-in-law when she brings in snacks during the game.California — Expressing a preference for women-only locker rooms at the day spa.Colorado — Saying “No, me niego a pagar el alquiler a Tren de Aragua” when the man with the tattooed face arrives to collect the rent.Connecticut — Inviting that slut Charlotte von Muffeling to Christmas Eve dinner.Delaware — Forgetting the laptop at the repair shop.Florida — Putting meth in cousin Christopher’s stocking at the half-way house.Georgia — Inviting all Jermaine Dupri’s baby-mommas to the same kiddie party.Hawaii — Using Oprah’s private road.Idaho — “Jesus Christ was a Jew named Yeshua.” Illinois — “Chief Keef ain’t no hitter.” Indiana — “The way I see it, being 3/5ths of a man under the US …