American Glossary
AI — Your toaster is smarter than you are
Doge — Not pronounced “dog”
Doge coin — Elon Musk wants you to buy it
Harris campaign — Where did the money go?
Kayfabe — It’s fake
K-Hive — K-Hole
Pedo — New word for “famous”
Pollsters — “It’s a toss-up” means never having to say you were wrong
Joe Rogan — Try Rogaine
Trolling — More fun than governing
Woke — 55-year-old billionaire divorcee with blue-framed glasses representing the most advanced frontiers of human thought