Crime Blotter
Radnor Township, PA: In a truly terrifying crime, the staff of the Giant convenience store on E. Lancaster Ave. in Radnor Township, PA, reported receiving counterfeit money from a blank male wearing a gray hoodie who passed three counterfeit fifty-dollar bills in the store. There is no word if the counterfeit money was also blank, or how local law enforcement plans to recognize the criminal.
Clarendon County, SC: Two staff members at the McLeod Health hospital in Clarendon, SC, reported being attacked by patient Joseph Mitchum, 48, of Manning. After Mitchum asked for some extra food, the first victim replied that there was no more food. Mitchum then became irate and attempted to go to the refrigerator, which Victim 1 stopped him from doing. Mitchum then opened a drawer and yelled, “See! There’s a graham cracker!” before slamming the door shut. The first victim then advised that …
Bouquets and Brickbats
To the town fathers of Hoquiam, Washington are trying to ram through the construction of a British-owned wood pellet plant across the street from the city’s high school and middle school. The plant will produce 1,349,874 lbs. of toxic pollutants, poisoning students and area humans as well as pets, birds, and fish. The bulk of these pollutants will be airborne. These include Acetaldehyde, Acrolein, Benzene, 2-Ethylhexyl Phthalate, Chloromethane, Formaldehyde, Hexane, Naphthalene, Phenol, Toluene, Mercury, Methylene Chloride, and Sulfur Dioxide. The wood pellets that will be produced by the plant are illegal for use in the United States. As unbelievable as this sounds, it’s true.
Nor are the members of the city council of Hoquiam uniquely venal and stupid. Toxin-spewing plants have been proliferating in the United States for the past decade or more, mostly in southern states and rural areas of the …
Official State Cartoon and Comic Book Characters
Alabama — Fred Flintstone
Alaska — Rocky the Flying Squirrel
Arizona — Dora the Explorer
Arkansas — Bugs Bunny
California — Mr. Natural
Colorado — Lucy Van Pelt
Connecticut — Richie Rich
Delaware — Scrooge Duck
Florida — Snow White
Georgia — Porky Pig
Hawaii — Moana
Idaho — Woody Woodpecker
Illinois — Roger Rabbit
Indiana — Dilbert
Iowa — Cow and Chicken
Kansas — …
