American Glossary
NatCon — If it walks like a con, and talks like a con, then it’s probably a con. Mid — What we’re all secretly shooting for. Vibe Coding — AI brain-rot. Cringe — A marker of your own fatal insecurity, which will keep you from producing anything of note. Al Qaeda — Twenty-five years after 9/11, their lawyer represents New York City. Two-Party System — When the fat theater kid runs against the millionaire sociopath and you don’t know which party either one represents. Public Lands — Privatized by Big Oil. Venezuela — Privatized by Big Oil. The Mossad — If they were really trying to kill you, you wouldn’t still be talking about it. Chronic Venous Insufficiency — Keep on hoping.