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Bouquets and Brickbats

By The Editors

To the Kansas City Chiefs for continuing their latest march to Super Bowl with no wide receivers and Taylor Swift playing both offense and defense in-between gigs on her Eras Tour. The NFL has never seen anything like this before, and truth be told it’s not pretty to look at. No one wants to see Taylor Swift play football — or to look at or hear about Taylor Swift at all. On the other hand, the Chiefs keep on winning on one arm and one leg, and with Taylor Swift jumping up and down and generally making a fool of herself on gameday while jewelry thieves are robbing her future-husband Travis Kelce and his quarterback Pat Mahomes blind. Please, don’t let her play quarterback in the Super Bowl, though. If that happens, we promise that you will lose, and be forever cursed by the Gods, who never should have allowed any of this to happen in the first place. But it is what it is. To Elon Musk for promoting the low-end meme coin DOGE, which he periodically champions and trades, by threatening …

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