Crime Blotter
Police in Bakersfield, California, are investigating an instant in which a customer shot himself Friday afternoon, December 20th, inside a busy Chipotle restaurant. A police spokesperson said they received a report of a shot going off in the Chipotle bathroom on Mount Vernon, just south Highway 178, at around 12:49 PM. It is believed that the customer had not yet received his order. Draw whatever conclusions you want.
Yinpiao Zhou, 39, of Brentwood, California, a Chinese citizen, has been arrested on a federal criminal complaint for allegedly flying a drone over Vandenberg Space Force Base, the Justice Department announced on December 22nd. Zhou was arrested at San …
Bouquets and Brickbats
To the Kansas City Chiefs for continuing their latest march to Super Bowl with no wide receivers and Taylor Swift playing both offense and defense in-between gigs on her Eras Tour. The NFL has never seen anything like this before, and truth be told it’s not pretty to look at. No one wants to see Taylor Swift play football — or to look at or hear about Taylor Swift at all. On the other hand, the Chiefs keep on winning on one arm and one leg, and with Taylor Swift jumping up and down and generally making a fool of herself on gameday while jewelry thieves are robbing her future-husband Travis Kelce and his quarterback Pat Mahomes blind. Please, don’t let her play quarterback in the Super Bowl, though. If that happens, we promise that you will lose, and be forever cursed …
Crypto and Alt Currencies in all 50 States
Alabama — Pecans
Alaska — Muktuk
Arizona — Pre-1965 US silver dollars, made of real silver
Arkansas — HogCoin
California — KushCoin
Colorado — SnowCoin
Connecticut — BitCoin
Delaware — HunterBidenCrackCoin
Florida — EarlyBirdCoin
Georgia — PeachCoin
Hawaii — Tuna, by weight
Idaho — PotatoCoin
Illinois — KeefCoin
Indiana — JohnCougarMellenCoin
Iowa — Soybeans
Kansas — Wheat
Kentucky — KFCoin
Louisiana — Crystal Hot Sauce packets
Maine — LobsterCoin
Maryland — …
