The Land With No Vehicle Inspections
A fenceless state where hummingbirds pee
The windshield is cracked
Ambrosia salad is a mix of canned pineapple, mandarin oranges, marshmallows, sour cream, and shredded coconut from a bag
It’s quiet out here on the mesa in southwest New Mexico. The longer I am here, the more I realize it is too quiet — for me, anyway. I like to sit on the patio and watch the hummingbirds get into fights at the feeders, squeaking, wings buzzing, as they urinate all over the place. Every time one sips, it pees — a second later — in mid-air. I love watching the hummingbirds’ peeing and beak-stabbing, but even so, this place gets too quiet for me. You can tell, usually, when you’ve been somewhere too long. Unless we win the lottery, I don’t see an escape. We had run out of hay for the horses and had to drive the truck into town so Robert could get more bales at Barwheel Feeds. Generally, I wouldn’t go in the truck. The truck is from around 1975, with a big printed label on the dashboard that reads: OPERATOR IS RESPONSIBLE FOR CHECKING OIL AND ALL OTHER FLUIDS. We can’t peel off the ominous label and it makes me nervous, until I remember I’m not the Operator. The truck was a worker’s …