A Farewell to Dinosaurs
Psychedelic colossi made of concrete
The Rowdy Beaver is up the street from the cathouse
The Christ of the Ozarks Meets John Agar Meets Tyrannosaurus Rex
Is a fallen Kong still King? Is any royal ape, once disarmed and rendered recumbent, deserving of the title of King? Is it still even royal? These are my questions, as I shimmy up King Kong's flanks, scaling the fallen Eighth Wonder of the World. The forty-foot statue of the Great Ape ― once the largest in the world ― was toppled a few years ago, losing the limb that once held an effigy of the Ayatollah dangling from a noose. This Kong can’t stretch necks anymore. His right arm broke off in the fall. He holds his left arm close to his body, as if cradling a chest injury. The red eyes once lit by "Psycho Lights” from RadioShack are vacant now, gazing skyward. In this ruined Ozymandias-like state, the supine Kong looks scared, not scary. I suppose Kong knows. Some part of him knows that for him the end is near, as it came for all but the concrete dinosaurs, here at the former home of Farwell's Dinosaur Park, opened in 1967 by Ola Farwell. My name is Matt Farwell. As it turns out, …