Dandelion and the Liver
Lion’s Teeth will fortify any man’s soul, or any female’s
Curative plants — not weeds — have tap-roots 15 feet deep
Treats fashionable nervous disorders, biliousness, neurasthenia, hypochondriasis, melancholy, hysteria, the vapors, spleen, mental fog, dark moods.
In February 1892, Mark Twain published a travelogue recounting his visit to Marienbad, the European spa town where everyone from Nietzsche to Freud had come to take the cure. The essay, titled “An Austrian Health Factory,” detailed his impressions of the “curative springs” where, among other tortures — exercise, fresh air, a spartan diet, being made to “tramp about the hills,” and “drop everything that gives an interest to life” — patrons were forced to endure numerous conversations about their liver. “Go where you will, hide where you may, you cannot escape that word liver,” he wrote, “Wherever you see two or a dozen people of ordinary bulk talking together, you know they are talking about their livers.” I, too, enjoy talking about my liver. Just ask my husband. Like the spa-goers Twain describes, I’ve come to realize that “a man is not what his rearing, his schooling, his beliefs, his principles make him, he is what his liver makes him.” (The same goes for women.) The liver is the …