Canceled Roadside Attractions by State
Alabama — Rocky the Cracker-Eatin’ Coon – Statue of rascally-masked critter eating white people CANCELED Alaska — Sockeye the Battlin’ Salmon – Angry mechanical fish gave black eyes to children in downtown Anchorage CANCELED Arizona — Euthanasiaploratorium – Children’s science hall promoting death for the elderly CANCELED Arkansas — Rodney the Razorback Hog – Giant metal hog made out of discarded razor blades CANCELED California — Dr. Humboldt’s Magic Forest – Set amidst the splendor of America’s legendary redwood forest is a psychedelic cornucopia for mushroom-lovers of all ages to explore CANCELED Colorado — Doc Holliday’s Wild West Dispensary – 19th century remedies like raw opium and uncut cocaine available in a period setting, convenient to nearby ski slopes CANCELED Connecticut — Ice Storm B&B – Wife-swapping, key parties, and other high-class amusements of the 1970s, weekend packages available CANCELED Delaware — 10% for the Big Guy – Tips on hiding illegal rake-offs …
