American Glossary
Middle East Peace – See: Unending war since Bible days Palestine – A City in Ohio Anti-Semite – Pulled over after having one too many whiskeys with Mel Gibson Gay – The Hard Right Lesbians – The Harder Right Immigrants – Legal Borders – Illegal Gavin Newsom – New wetware product from CIA lab that gave us Vivek Ramaswamy and Pete Buttigieg Joe Biden – Audio-animatronic device fashioned out of transistors and deer-hide Donald Trump – First late-night comic to actually be indicted Ovinophobia – Fear of sheep Obamaphobia – Fear that Barack Obama is still secretly the President Islamobamaphobia – Fear that Barack Obama is secretly a Muslim Oenophilia – A sane response to all of the above