Retail
Roy suggested a trip to Florida — “My treat!” — in hopes of breaking the impasse: he was getting nowhere with her; but a hotel in Florida? Tell me how that wouldn’t work. Dale said she wanted a change, to take advantage of the quiet winter days to relax and catch up on her reading. Roy said, “Read what?” He’d never seen her read anything she hadn’t nabbed in the checkout line. “In Florida people don’t kill time by reading.” Roy was a middle-aged man who wore a tie but yanked on it irritably throughout the day. “They sunbathe on white-sand beaches.” He had suspiciously lustrous black hair and moderate height, only a third of which was legs. “You want a sun-kissed orange? Pull one from the tree.” He preferred to breathe through his mouth. One eyelid sagged, and his teeth were crowded. His days were divided between selling insurance and nondirectional, intense longing, much of which was erotic. Roy had the …
Ravens
Robert made them chicken Milanese, fried chicken, and vol-au-vents
Their frumpy, unmarriageable daughter got fatter and fatter
Once the young left the nest, the parents could go back to having sky-sex
Apart from Robert, to whom I am apparently married, my only companions on the New Mexican mesa — at 6,500 feet of altitude, forty minutes from town — have been two horses and a pair of ravens. It is already remote, but I also cannot drive. Even if I could drive, vehicles are vengeful and all but guaranteed to break down as soon as they reach the mountain, or are otherwise liable to try to kill themselves, and me, by jumping off the vertical cliff where all cell service stops. It is here that the ravens’ crèche is located, where fifty or sixty youths gather every fall, having left their parents’ nest to find a mate, improve their flying skills, and do all the other stuff they hadn’t paid enough attention to when they still were living at home.
They are a raucous bunch, terrorizing whoever passes by this part of the mountain around this time of the year, chasing cars and harassing the bicyclists — …
The Front Porch
Over 27 million Americans watched Game 7 of this year’s World Series between the Los Angeles Dodgers and the Toronto Blue Jays. Even casual viewers who only tuned in for the deciding moments were able to recognize they were in the presence of something extraordinary. It was already a Series for the ages, topped by Game 3, which was decided by a walk-off home run in the bottom of the 18th inning by Dodgers first baseman Freddie Freeman — who had closed out Game 1 of the 2024 World Series in similar fashion, with a walk-off grand-slam against the New York Yankees.
Freeman wasn’t even the hero of Game 3, though. That was Shohei Ohtani, the greatest baseball player since Babe Ruth, who hit two home runs, reached base nine times, and required an IV before starting Game 4 on the mound. After losing an 18-inning heartbreaker to LA in the wee hours of the morning, Toronto came back against Ohtani that …