Welcome to the Hyper-Feudalist Future!
If not for cosmic-level screwups by Germany and Japan, America would still be an ass-backwards shithole.
That, plus the serpentine genius of F.D.R., birthed the alternate-timeline universe that we inhabit today, which is now run by Donald Trump and Elon Musk.
Palm-sized mind-control devices stream an endless feed of sex, violence, and outrage porn while our neurodivergent elites plan gated communities on Mars.
For those mystically inclined — or maybe just hopped up on Marvel lore — there’s a serious case to be made that we’re living in an alternate timeline, one diverging sharply from the path we were meant to follow. A “universe” where Christianity is doomed to end in failure; where Hegel and Marx — and the rest of the progressive left — are proven dead wrong about humanity’s dialectical march toward progress. A historical itinerary where every attempt to build a humane, collectivist model of industrialization is thwarted by charismatic leaders with dark-triad traits, propped up by the wealthiest actors in their respective societies, hellbent on global domination and imperial destruction. Adolf Hitler. Joseph McCarthy. Barack Hussein Obama. And now Donald J. Trump. Humanity’s best shot at building a sane industrial society probably ended when Kaiser Wilhelm let his overconfident military brass talk him into invading France in 1914. The early twentieth-century Kaiserreich had the artistic, …