Demon Emu
Myrtle Beach seniors report bird-like robots the size of deer. Are they out of their minds?
Farmer Sam Morace belatedly reveals that giant birds fled his farm after killing three
She-mu, He-mu, it’s time to hunt the Emu! But don’t get too close.
Panic thrives when information is scarce. All last summer and fall in Horry County, South Carolina, the easternmost county in the state and home to countless sunbirds and retirees in communities such as Myrtle Beach, scattered sightings of gargantuan brown members of an avian species roiled and disturbed the public’s peace of mind. These birds — the size of full-grown deer, some said — were spotted on the ground, in fields and wetlands, and sometimes were seen to be running at high speeds estimated by observers as approaching thirty miles per hour. People were baffled. Were the creatures birds at all? Were they even creatures? Or might they be advanced machines of some kind — military robots perhaps, engaged in a highly classified mission — cleverly fashioned to resemble birds?
Until mid-November, the rumors spread unchecked, possibly fueled by the diminished eyesight of Horry County’s large …
Crypto and Alt Currencies in all 50 States
Alabama — Pecans
Alaska — Muktuk
Arizona — Pre-1965 US silver dollars, made of real silver
Arkansas — HogCoin
California — KushCoin
Colorado — SnowCoin
Connecticut — BitCoin
Delaware — HunterBidenCrackCoin
Florida — EarlyBirdCoin
Georgia — PeachCoin
Hawaii — Tuna, by weight
Idaho — PotatoCoin
Illinois — KeefCoin
Indiana — JohnCougarMellenCoin
Iowa — Soybeans
Kansas — Wheat
Kentucky — KFCoin
Louisiana — Crystal Hot Sauce packets
Maine — LobsterCoin
Maryland — …
Night Moves
There’s a reason why the characters in the song never quite do it
Is America, also, fated to end in the middle, undone by the contradictions of adulthood?
Love doth fade, and so doth beauty. But there still ain’t nothin’ like a fine Segar.
In late 2019 I was feeling a bit bored with whatever was playing in the car, and my mind settled on Bob Seger. After a quick search on Apple Music, “Night Moves” filled the space in my gray Dodge Journey. The song wasn’t new to me, but after the fadeout, I played it again. And again. For weeks afterward, I listened to “Night Moves” over and over, an obsessive and mysterious journey down a rabbit hole I didn’t understand.
I’d known the chords of the song since I was a teenager. But my new obsession with “Night Moves” was far different than anything I’d ever encountered. If I had something to learn from Seger’s song, the message wasn’t at all clear, and I had no idea as to how I might articulate where it was taking me.
Seger begins his story with a clearly identified first-person narrator: “I was a little too tall, could’ve used a few pounds.” And later, the wistful singer tells the …