The Longest Yard Sale
Hundreds of Miles of Crap you don’t need, or maybe you do
Welcome to the Invisible America
Burt Reynolds is welcome here
Last year, at a birthday party in the Shenandoah Valley, a friend told me about a yard sale that lasts four days and spans six states and almost 700 miles along the US Route 127 corridor. “The World’s Longest Yard Sale,” it’s called. She and her boyfriend had set out from Michigan and taken on the northern leg the year before. Already, they were working on plans to finish the job. “Tell the story, tell the story,” she prodded, swatting him with the back of her hand. “Oh yeah… okay,” he yielded. “Last year, I bought a stiletto. And the guy told me beforehand, he said, ‘You know these are illegal in a lot of places, right?’ ‘Right,’ I told him. ‘Yeah… I know.’ He didn’t miss a beat. ‘Okay,’ he said, ‘that’ll be twenty bucks!’” Yes, I thought, America the Invisible. And I resolved in my heart to go looking for it. Now in its 38th year, the “127 Yard Sale” is the brainchild of former Fentress County Executive Mike Walker, who conceived of it as a way to pull travelers off the interstates …