WAGs Get Swag
The instructive tale of Devil Baby
Digital dating delirium promises a pro athlete for the pot of every Instagram babe
Spoiler: they’ll wind up with a nurse from Minnesota, not you.
Recently, during a late-night doom scroll of the Daily Mail, I came across an article about a 22-year-old British OnlyFans model who calls herself “Devil Baby.” The model, whose real name is Orla Sloan, was recently sentenced to twelve weeks in prison for stalking Mason Mount, an English soccer player with whom she had a one-night stand after a party. She pled guilty to harassing not just Mount, whom she repeatedly called from 21 different phone numbers threatening to “destroy” him, but also two fellow Premier League stars, one of whom she claimed had gotten her pregnant and forced her to have an abortion, though they’d never been intimate. The circumstances preceding the stalking are standard for dating and hookups in the digital age. Sloan had an Instagram with 80,000 followers and a lot of bikini shots in Mykonos and Bali. She attracted the attention of one of the footballers, who in turn invited her via Instagram DM to the house party where she hooked up with Mount. Their …